29 Piran Gartner

17th May 2007

Nickname(s): Piza; Nipper;
Height: 6’1”
Weight: 73kg
Date of Birth: 13/02/1987
Recruited From: St Michales Grammar
Debut: Round 1, 2006
Marital Status: Ugly Divorce
Favorite Drink: Double vodka-anything
Favorite Movie: Billy Madison / Super Troopers / Freddy Got Fingered
Favorite Song: Sublime – What I got
Why do you/ did you play at OMFC? No one else could really fit me into their salary cap. That and the fact that the classy establishment- the Edgy, sponsor us! (nice plug eyy?)
Best OMFC Player Seen: “Blue Balls” Jake Moon
Best Football Moment: 2006 Premiere’s!!
Worst Football Moment: That game where I had a way below par 32 possies..
Funniest thing you've seen on a footy field?: James Dodd hung over every Saturday arvo.. but its not really that funny any more.. just plain sad really. Someone should really get the kid some help.
Game Day Superstition: Undies go inside the shorts, tackle inside undies.
Most admired player: That Gartner kid, he’s a gun!
Who will win the 2006 AFL Premiership?: ummm… hmm, well I think West Coast to win, by 1 point, and Embley to win BOG?
Players Comment: Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career." So I chose football.